Bitch Balance Butter TM "For Those Female Moments"

Bitch Balance Butter TM  "For Those Female Moments"
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Bitch Balance Butter TM

Bitch Balance Butter is a whipped body butter with a soothing Rose Geranium scent for those female moments. This product is the result of my daughters first "Cat Fight" and 3 separate calming recipes thrown together during that "Cat Fight". My oldest daughter named this product as a tribute to that event. Bitch Balance Butter is made with many herbs and essential oils historically known to help support calming symptoms of the female menstrual cycle. We make no claims regarding to this product. To read what happy customers have to say about our product go to http://www.vitalearthtraditions.com/Guestbook.php?Guestbook_CurrentPageNumber_39414=1  and check out the testimonials (there are a couple at the bottom of this page too!). My daughter's and I hope this product helps soothe those female edges of your life as well! 

0.5 oz. Jar $4.99

2 oz. Jar $16.99 

Party Package of 25, 1/2 ounce Jars $98.99

 

Natural - Eco Friendly - Chemical Free - Vegan

Directions: Apply a small amount to the abdomen and feet 1 to 3 times per day. Gently, massage into the skin. Use sparingly, a little goes a long way. This product is not designed for continual use.

Ingredients: Water, Aloe Vera Gel, Rose Hydrosol, Jasmine Hydrosol, Orange Hydrosol, Cucumber Hydrosol, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernal Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Hazelnut Oil, Raspberry Seed Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, St. Johns Wort Oil, Arnica Oil, Borage Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifying Wax, Stearic Acid, Vitamin E Oil, Carrageenan, Xanthum Gum, Potassium Sorbate, Vegetable Glycerine, Amino Acids, Herbs of Red Raspberry Leaf, Chamomile, Rose Hips, Wild Yam, Cinnamon, Licorice, Chickory Root, Hibiscus, Eleuthero, Goji Berry, Gotu Kola, Rooibos, Rose Geranium Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil, Cypress Essential Oil, Ylang Ylang Essential Oil, Ginger Essential Oil, Lemon Balm Essential Oil, Fennel Essential Oil, basil Essential Oil, Marjoram Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Spearmint Essential Oil, Bergamont Essential Oil, Jasmine Essential Oil, Spikenard Essential Oil, Myrrh Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Helichrysum Essential Oil, Neroli Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Citrus Seed Extract, Rosemary Extract, Calendula Extract, Green Tea Extract, Benzoin Extract, Lecithin, Citric Acid, Sodium Borate, Vitamins A, B, and C, Lemon Essential Oil, Neem Oil and Soy Bean Oil.

 Photograph By: Suzanne Fogarty Photography

http://www.SuzanneFogarty.com

Customer Comments......................

Leila Anasazi said: January 6, 2009 ~ Bitch Balance Butter is perfect for "women of a certain age". Menopause brings such a delightful array of physical changes (not). BBB is my magic in a jar that helps me balance so much. Dryness. Itchiness. And oh by the way--I swear--it's elevating my desire and responsiveness. I'm super particular about the products I use on my body and not prone to switch from one to another without good reason. I have certain sensitivities as well, so introducing something new rarely happens. But when I heard people describing their many uses of Bitch Balance Butter, I had to give it a try. I am SO HAPPY I have added this to my beauty regime.

Not Ashamed, just no name :) said: December 4, 2008 ~ I have herpes in a few places on my body. Though an outbreak is rare, I still get it...stress tends to bring it on. I've tried different things and don't like taking the antiviral pills available b/c I believe my body builds up antibodies to the virus which reduces outbreaks (maybe every 2 or 3 years; mild but still painful). After my mom died this past August, I had an outbreak & figured the Bitch Butter couldn't hurt. I was AMAZED!! Not only did it reduce the pain, the blisters went away within 3 days! If you've ever had a cold sore, shingles or herpes in 'other' spots(they are ALL a form of herpes...ask your doctor), you know how painful it can be...after 24+ years of dealing with this virus, this is the first product that actually DID something.

 

*ALWAYS CHECK WITH YOUR MEDICAL PROVIDER BEFORE USING ANY PRODUCT FOR A MEDICAL CONDITION AND FOR DRUG AND HERB INTERACTIONS!*

 

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The Very Sassy Bitch Balance Butter Story............

 The day my pre-teen and teenage daughters had their 1st cat fight was the day that birthed "Bitch Balance Butter". I was in tears, they were swinging, screaming, making no sense what-so-ever and the language was profound. I have no sisters, had never seen a true Cat Fight before and this was a rude awakening! I threw what was left of 3 calming female cream recipes together that were on my counter and rubbed them down as they spewed profanity. Then, I did what I swore I would never do as a mother, I told them they were acting like Little Bitches. They calmed down so quickly after I put this cream on them (including myself), I informed them I was making a recipe to sell out of that concoction. My oldest daughter told me, with a sour tone and a snarl on her face that I should call it "Bitch Balance Butter" and I did. It's trademarked and now for sale. It's our best seller, we call it our happy accident of Divine Intervention and my daughter's are calling it their college fund.

My daughters claim it helps take the edge off of or gets rid of their menstrual cramps, makes them feel calm and not so cranky, and helps them not be so puffy in the tummy. The adult users have reported the same plus that it has helped some with hormonal acne, eases tenderness in the breast area, bloating (a puffy tummy), some have said it makes them feel frisky, others claim it helps with dryness issues, takes the edge off of hot flashes, helps calm night sweats, several customers use it for symptoms that come from the cold sore virus, and best of all it tames a Cat Fight! This cream seems to work a bit differently for every woman (and some men use it to), some have suttle results and others claim profound results. If you would like to read our customer reviews you can go to our Guestbook at www.VitalEarthTraditions.com and click on Guestbook and Testimonials. For those who choose to try Bitch Balance Butter, we hope it helps take the edge off of "Those Female Moments" for you to!

Caution: For external use only. Avoid eye contact with this product. Keep out of the reach of children and animals. This product is made for women and not designed for continual use. Test this cream on a small patch of skin for product sensitivity prior to using this product. Always check with your health care provider before using any herbal and aromatic product for a medical condition. *These statements have not been approved by the Health and Drug Administration. This product is not designed to treat, diagnose, or cure any illness or disease.*  The information on this web site is for educational purposes only, may be incomplete or out of date. 

For any questions regarding this product contact us via e-mail at kelly@vitalearthtraditions.com.

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